Hexed against Hogwarts teachers and staff:

Yeah, so, the waterslide got me in a heapload of trouble, but it was totally worth it. Did everybody have fun? Oh, Roxy, I got a week and -50 points. How'd you do?

By the way, does anyone have any opinions on a new skating rink outside? It wouldn't be overly large, but it could be created very, very soon, if you'd like. /End Hex

(This part is public and was added a few minutes after the previous part of the entry): Ladies and Gentlemen, I always like to make sure that proper credit is given where proper credit is due. As much as I'd like to take all of the credit for the delightful bit of fun in the Entrace Hall and the main stairwell, I am forced to admit that the idea was not mine alone and that I certainly couldn't have contructed an entire waterslide without the eager and dedicated help of one Roxanne Laura Weasley. Thanks for everything, Roxy!