It's so nice to know that detentions are the same, no matter what time you're in. Honestly, I think some professors actually refrain from doing most of their more unpleasant chores in the hopes that some poor fellow is going to get caught doing something fun and will be forced to perform said unpleasant chores for them. It's almost comforting, really. Cleaning disgustingly dirty items around the school is exactly the same now as it is back home. Now I have a sure-fire cure for homesickness.

Hmm. That was a little more profoud than I thought it was going to be.

Private to Future students: I'm bored and I'm finally done all my detentions for the water-slide extravaganza. I need something to do with my time. Does anyone have any ideas? Grudges against somebody you want to punish? Anything?