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Tweak says, "non essere triste"

James S. Potter (james_too) wrote,
@ 2008-01-14 00:32:00

HA! I HAVE SUPER POWERS! How awesome is that?

Okay, so, I was hanging out just inside the entrance to a secret passageway that opens up onto the corridor near the Slytherin common rooms. I had a bunch of dungbombs in my bag because I was planning this really neat prank to pull on the Slytherin Quidditch team where the dungbombs, which I was going to Disillusion so they couldn't see them, were going to follow them around and everytime any of them said wasn't really doing anything special and, all of a sudden--puff! I'm outside, standing waist-deep in the lake.

I mean, everybody (well, everybody who's ever spoken to Aunt Hermione) knows that you can't apparate on the school grounds. But, somehow, I did it! I mean, I wasn't really trying to apparate at the time... and even if I was, I don't suppose I'd have chosen to end up in the freezing, muddy lake, but still.

Super special super powers, yay! But yeah, I'm going up to my dorm to get changed. I'm all wet. And cold. And kinda mucky.

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	teddly 2008-01-14 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Ugh... James. You don't have Super powers. And you didn't apparate, sorry mate. You got sent back in time, to 2000 to be exact. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm in the what in the how-now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teddly 2008-01-14 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Okay... you think you're a superhero but I have to explain this to you twice? For reasons yet to be explained, you and I, your brother and sister, and most of your cousins have been brought back to 2000. Whatever caused that, is also bringing those who were dead before 2000 back to life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on, Teddy. Surely you can do better than that. Alright, alright, I'm sorry about whichever prank it is that you've decided to get me back for, okay? But seriously, next time you've got to go with something simpler. If it makes my head hurt trying to understand it, it's not really effective as payback. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teddly 2008-01-14 05:15 am UTC (link)
	The best pranks are simple Jamie. This isn't a prank. I'm telling you the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 06:23 am UTC (link)
	See, I'd believe you if you were saying something that actually made sense, but alas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teddly 2008-01-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
	You're hopeless James. When you're ready to believe me, I'll explain it to you... again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lilydeer 2008-01-14 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Merlin, help us all. James Sirius Potter. You quite live up to your name. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 05:12 am UTC (link)
	People keep telling me that. What are you up to, Lils? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lilydeer 2008-01-14 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I am sitting in the Three Broomsticks writing an owl to your Headmistress. Why do you ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

james_too
2008-01-14 05:36 am UTC (link)

You're writing to Minnie? Why? Can't you just go knock on the office door? I'm sure if you try loud enough, it'll eventually echo up there loud enough that she'll notice. Or, you know, you could always have asked me to blow something up for you. You know that almost guarantees to bring her running.

And what are you doing in Hogsmeade, anyway? I hope you've got Al with you, you know we don't like you sneaking off there by yourself.

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	ex_lilylunap73 2008-01-14 05:11 am UTC (link)
	James!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Hey, hang on. How the hell did you do that? With the, with the two different responses? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_lilylunap73 2008-01-14 05:16 am UTC (link)
	What the sod are you talking about? And why are you in a lake? Al and I are up in the Common Room.. come up here! We've been waiting for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

james_too
2008-01-14 05:32 am UTC (link)

But... you just said that... aren't you at the Three Broomsticks? You just said...

Okay, this is Teddy's doing, isn't it? He's got you convinced to help him do... Well, I'm not entirely sure exactly what he's doing. It's not very funny, whatever it is.

Look, Hogsmeaded or not, I am going up to the common room, but only because I'm cold, wet and muddy and I want to change, not because I'm actually falling for Teddy's whatever-it-is. Okay?

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ex_lilylunap73
2008-01-14 05:37 am UTC (link)

OH.

No. That's Grandmum, Lily Potter nee Evans. I'm Lily, your baby sister. Grandmum and Granddad are at the Three Broomsticks, but I am your sister.. and I am with our brother Albus in the Gryffindor Common Room.

And this isn't Teddy's doing. I thought it was Al's.. but I was the first one to get here- with a broken ankle, mind you! But, yes. I am Lily Luna Potter, your baby sister.. and I want ~~a hug~~ you to come up here because Al's a git.. and you're my favourite brother. ~~Just don't tell Al that!~~

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	james_too 2008-01-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Lils, you know I love you, but this is getting kinda disturbing. Gran and Gramps Potter are dead. They've been dead since, like, the same time Mum was born. You know this. Look, I'll be right up, okay? Before I get hypothermia or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_lilylunap73 2008-01-14 05:46 am UTC (link)
	James, no. I did it too! You don't understand. I told Granddad I was going to hex him.. but it's them! It's really them! Teddy's Mum is alive too. Okay. Good. Because Merlin knows that Al and I will kill each other if you don't hurry your arse up here! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	louislouis 2008-01-14 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to say I envy you, but the same thing happened to me, too. Except I was asleep.. So I really didn't get to have a flowery glory trip. So in a way I do envy you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Huh? You have super powers, too? Hey, that's kinda cool. Maybe it's a Weasley family thing. Good genes will out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	louislouis 2008-01-14 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Mate, I'd love to say to you that we could both throw on a crazy robe each and go out and be super wizards, but it's not the case. If it was, we'd have a serious army of tween wizards sorted out. We've been caught in some.. time.. rip.. thing. 2000, yay! Oh! I completely forgot. Teddy said that I should wait a week before I do any pranks. It's been a week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thescorpiusone 2008-01-14 11:40 am UTC (link)
	Yes, we'll call up the mediwizards at St. Mungo's to fetch you then. If I see you down there again I'll give you detention you arse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-14 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	You're just jealous because I rock and you don't. And you feel free to give me detention whenever you like, Malfoy, but you actually have to catch me doing something wrong first. Because today ~~at least~~, my innocence is as pure as the undriven snow. So Ha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescorpiusone 2008-01-15 11:36 am UTC (link)
	Tell me again why I'd be awfully jealous of you? You're an oaf, perhaps I didn't catch you today but you'd better be careful you Potter spawn. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	victoires 2008-01-15 02:53 am UTC (link)
	James! This isn't a joke. Though I'd like to think it is. But..you know, if you want to think you've got super powers I have no problem with it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	james_too 2008-01-16 08:22 am UTC (link)
	It does seem that everybody seems very resistant to the idea of my having super powers. Though, really, compared to the other explanations I'm getting, I think mine sounds much more plausible. Time travel, indeed. (Reply to this) (Parent)